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SRK’s Scorecard

Thanks to the IPL, one is no longer sure if SRK is hitting the ball to the boundary or straight to a fielder. Masala! charts his career on and off the field

Player Name: Shah Rukh Khan
Country: India
Date of Birth: November 2, 1965
Batting Style: Off the hip
Bowling Style: Straight for the jugular

Key
100s: Hits at the box office
50s: A decent run at the box office
Ducks: Flops
Extras: Guest appearances and voice-overs
Average: Masala! verdict

TV
Innings: 6 series
100's: Fauji, Circus and KBC 2
50's: Idiot and In which Annie Gives It To Those Ones
Ducks: Paanchvi Paas
Extras: NA
Highest scores: Fauji and KBC 2
Average: Not bad

Films
Innings: Going strong
100's: Main Hoon Na, Devdas and Kabhie Khushi
50's: Swades, Mohabbatein and Dil Se
Ducks: Billu, Paheli and Asoka
Extras: Shakti, Kaal and Saathiya
Highest Score: Dilwale, Om Shanti Om and Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Average: The Badshah

IPL-KKR
Innings: 2 Seasons
100's: Signing on Sourav, Brendan Chris, Ishant, Mendis and Co.
50's: Signing on Murali Kartik, David Hussey
Ducks: Hiring John Buchanan
Extras: NA
Highest scores: You are kidding!
Average: Disaster!

SRK's sixer
Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge's unparalleled loooong run at the box office in India.

SRK's hattrick
To begin with, his waxy likeness smiles down at visitors at Madame Tussauds, London. Then he was awarded the Datuk honorific by the Malaysian government. And finally, he wowed the Hollywood brigade when he presented Slumdog Millionaire at the Golden Globes this year.

SRK stumped!
The King Khan has been left red-faced by the secretive blogger – FakeIPLblogplayer – who has been laying all the Kolkata Knight Riders' inner shenanigans out in the open. He has also been blind sided by the fact that despite backing his coach on crazy multiple captaincy theories and blowing up big money on cool videos, his team is still not winning!! Wonder why?

SRK bowled
He was clean bowled when until-then-good-friend Salman Khan invited him to a party and then went on to insult him.

SRK LBW-ed
SRK definitely did not see that coming! He never expected his fre-nemy Aamir Khan to take a dig at him as Aamir stopped just short of calling SRK a dog in his blog.

Source: Masala(dot)com

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